Latest Update 22 March 2004 by Bob Ames

Arrows and Ale

A short spoof on The Lord of the Rings as written by Robert B. Parker that I came up with for one of the Usenet groups a while back.  Enjoy.

The wildly popular movie has led to a renewed interest in The Lord of the Rings so I've included the letter that inspired my above effort.  Alternate Authors.

And while I'm on a roll here's one I've called One OS to rule them.

What can I say?  More Tolkien nonsense.

Charles sent me the following cross of  ST:TNG and LOTR.  Off topic on a Spenser site but I couldn't resist including Where no Hobbit has gone before.  

Spenser 2310

The less said about this, the better, but this movie poster just will not leave my mind. I'm sorry.

DHMO: The Invisible Killer

Let me get serious for a moment and pass on some important information.  Read about this threat to your life and health here

Site Map

Okay, some of you have been asking for a site map so I put one together.  Fortunately, thanks to the magic of fractals, it wasn't all that hard.

That's it for now.